I’ll be honest, I want to have anal sex with every girl I see (yes, even the fat ones. And yes, even the fatter ones.) So it’s nice to hear a non-porno crack skank discussing the finer points of going in through the back door. Lily Allen brought up her love of dirty, filthy ass-ramming not when she was talking to a girlfriend, but her dad. According to Showbizspy.com:
Naughty songstress Lilly Allen has admitted she has anal sex with Chemical Brother boyfriend Ed Simons.The pop star, famous for hits Smile and LDN, made the shocking revelation to her father after he questioned whether she had slept with the 37-year-old.Lily, the daughter of actor Keith Allen, said: “I was with mum dad, his wife and my sister. We were all sitting round and I said my nipples really hurt today.“My dad’s wife said maybe you’re pregnant. I said no I’m not pregnant and my dad went: “Are you telling me you and your boyfriend have had sex?’“I said: “Well yes but I didn’t think you could have sex by having it in the bum bum!’“I thought I would write a song about it that goes: “I didn’t know you could pregnant from the bum bum’.
Aww, Lily. Calling it the “bum bum” might be your way making it sound cute, but it’s still naughty, sweaty, sinful, hair-pulling shitter-sex. At least that’s how I imagine it.
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